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June 14th, 2007, 11:00 pm

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Scags, June 15th, 2007, 7:32 am

Sorry for the last update!

This one makes me chortle. Yes. I said chortle.

hehehe that shotgun was fun to make...

PS: Chortle (v): laugh in a breathy, gleeful way

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User's Comments:

Superdude66, June 15th, 2007, 9:40 am

Note to self:

Don't do "No" anymore.

Ness, June 15th, 2007, 1:14 pm


Scags, June 15th, 2007, 2:56 pm

Lewis Carroll?

Guy sounds like a total mome rath to me.

Moppet, June 15th, 2007, 4:46 pm

Lmao oh my GOD. xD That's horrible (in a funny way).

J-Hoax, June 16th, 2007, 12:27 am

I got an idea!!! How about one about KICKING someone in the balls??

BTW fav'd

Ambrey, June 16th, 2007, 5:45 am


The Kerrek, June 16th, 2007, 11:19 pm

I have laughed out loud at almost all of these comics. Fav'd!!! 5'd!!!

Avi den Kanashimi, June 17th, 2007, 3:43 pm

Okay,,, TOuching balls joke was funny but now its just well...

It could of been where to point the gun at though like yes being the heart and no being the balls...

My comment rant at it if u whish

Scags, June 22nd, 2007, 10:44 pm


Yeah last week sucked... um and I plan to do 3 comics over the weekend to make up for it.

MarianC (Guest), June 23rd, 2007, 10:29 pm

Hey, I just discovered this recently and I was laughing my pants off. Personally I think you should recreate the whole airline safety guidelines for all airlines.

mike-man, June 24th, 2007, 2:54 pm

you win this time resident evil! scamming scags into zombiehoodness

oivia12, June 30th, 2007, 6:49 pm

Hahahaha! XD

You DO relize all zombies have herpies?

DaiZuke, July 3rd, 2007, 5:15 pm

you should do one like on a date, where the guy takes the girl to a nice place and ends up getting something then if he takes her to a trashy place all he gets is a slap. or maybe something about how to blow up a building....
anyways, funny comic

Chrystaline, July 5th, 2007, 9:00 pm

Very funny! :P

Mr. 'Chidna, July 6th, 2007, 8:15 am


crackeddiamonds, July 7th, 2007, 9:13 pm

Hilariously simple concept.

Avada_Kedavra, July 8th, 2007, 2:17 pm

XD that is the greatest!!!

BobTheDeceiver, July 9th, 2007, 1:14 am

No updates since June? It's almost.. like.. Scags has a life? This would mean he's an outcast among comic authors...


Seriously, man, I'm checking everyday for updates, I love your comic.

Triple J, July 10th, 2007, 7:58 am

I really didn't expect that, that was nuts
(pun not intended)
I don't think that joke got old at all I think it was in just the right place
(pun not intended)

The Kerrek, August 1st, 2007, 11:55 am

Did Htum die?

Faultyninja, August 6th, 2007, 8:46 pm

Hmm... What if you rip it off and use it as a weapon?

KrazyKat, August 7th, 2007, 11:27 am

I just got into this, but I'm faving because I love buying T-shirts that do this kind of yes/no thing. Fav'd now.

BTW, Kerrek, your picture is very funny. I see noobs like that all the time.

xhahakristinax, August 16th, 2007, 9:53 pm

No.... More like Yes.

sfh_s5221_1_0_1, August 19th, 2007, 2:36 pm

lol!!!!! XD

DevonS, August 22nd, 2007, 12:43 pm

That is very funny!

zamberzt, August 23rd, 2007, 3:02 pm

LMAO! lol this is one FUNNY comic... faved!

kittenvampire007, September 1st, 2007, 1:34 am

luv it I love your comic especially your zombie one :3

2021, September 4th, 2007, 7:47 pm


Nicholas, September 6th, 2007, 9:59 pm

What happened to this comic?

Skriptkitty, September 21st, 2007, 1:04 am

I have stared in wonder at your "pedestrian sign/ bathroom sign" people...and I'm just thrilled at the simplicity of the whole thing. :9

Avi den Kanashimi, September 23rd, 2007, 8:01 pm

J000 are shamed by the people whom read webcomicz BOOOOOO!!!!...becuz joor on a haituz...

Incendiary Fluff, September 24th, 2007, 8:45 pm

So much frickin' yes.

Also, so much frickin' no, but that's the point of the comic. :D

Also, I've been taking all the advice backwards.

Tom Nook, September 26th, 2007, 11:01 pm


Silverix, September 29th, 2007, 6:18 am


fukafukashita, November 2nd, 2007, 12:12 am

but but mom! i wanna mollest the zombie...pwease...can i mom just once..preetty pwease..?

The Kerrek, November 11th, 2007, 8:52 pm


rubeuswagner, November 18th, 2007, 3:14 pm

Oh dear, this is fabulous. Who doesn't love zombies?

So, when I do molest zombies,that's politically incorrect yes?

Maaaan.. I've been doing that for years!!

Clovery, November 28th, 2007, 11:01 am

My fav one! <3

ragnarocker, December 17th, 2007, 4:44 am

I did no and well *shudders* HL2 zombies are to touchy 0_0

Krimsin, January 17th, 2008, 2:07 pm

excuse me wtf r u doin

Hannah (Guest), February 29th, 2008, 5:29 am

Zombies are no laughing matter (even though I near-peed myself laughing >->). They are scary. Even the concept of grabbing a zombie crotch is scary O.O

Eternal Cry, April 29th, 2008, 10:29 pm

Wow. That said it all.

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